Eight Dollars
Actually you can get your improv & sketch classes written off.
If the IRS allowed us to declare ourselves ‘budding or amateur comedians’ there would be a way to allow all ‘bit’ items and props and costumes to be non-taxable.
Classes too. And drinks for open mics, but not for post-show drinks.
And therapy would be provided free of charge!
Anyway, I’ve gotten off topic. I bought salad cream for my show yesterday. Salad cream is a UK version of mayonnaise. It was $8, and that was the cheapest one I found (it’s $10 at Gristedes). I tried it at the begining of my spank and it tastes like limey-fermented Miracle Whip. I almost gagged. It manages to remove all the things I love about mayonnaise and replace them with nightmares.
Worth it though.
