From Ukraine’s Got Talent - 2 child performers - one is 6, the other is 7.
WARNING: Your heart may melt over how adorable this is.
Courtesy of Roger Ebert.
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Hot Butter - Popcorn
I feel like this is the song that comes up the instant that the caffeine in my tea kicks in.
And now, to the gym.
Travel Channel Exec #01: Did you see the latest episode of “Man V. Food”?
Travel Channel Exec #02: Of course! Wouldn’t miss that shit for anything in the world. I loved the part when Adam ate that thing.
Travel Channel Exec #01: I know! It was so awesome! I wish I could eat that stuff, but you know, doctor’s orders….(chuckles as he rubs his rather large stomach)
Travel Channel Exec #02: Hey, I just got an idea on how to make “Man V. Food” better.
Travel Channel Exec #01: Whoa, dude! Let’s not tamper with perfection.
Travel Channel Exec: #02: Hear me out, what if we get like a hot chick. Like a babe to eat all that whacky shit.
Travel Channel Exec: #01: She’s like his sidekick and helps out with the challenges. You know like Robin to Adam’s Batman?
Travel Channel Exec: #02: Or we could just give her own show where she does the same things, but it’s like different. Maybe she’s a food judge.
Travel Channel Exec: #01: This babe settles food debates in big cities.
Travel Channel Exec: #02: Not debates, but food wars!
Travel Channel Exec: #01: Looks like somebody their first pilot before breakfast.
I am still on the fence about:
Raisins.
They are hit or miss for me.
I’m pro.
I can’t get enough of them. I can down an entire pack in a handfull.
A couple raisins in a warm oatmeal cookie are pretty great.
Sultanas are better than purple grapes though.
I’m all about adding it to my plain oatmeal, so pro for me.
Bif Naked - Moment of Weakness. Holy crap, I loved this song back in ‘99.
Confession: before watching this, I was also watching videos by Gravity Kills, hed (pe), Orgy, Powerman 5000, & Stabbing Westward - songs from my college era. I think Stabbing Westward was so-so & Orgy’s “Dreams in Digital” was ok, but all the rest are unforgivable, I suppose. I’m not sure exactly I’m thinking about my college years in Buffalo. Maybe watching that Travel Channel episode of “Food Wars” set in Buffalo had something to do it. BTW, Duff’s Buffalo wings were always the best - you don’t need a panel of 5 random people or the Travel Channel to find that out.
Also, Powerman 5000’s “Nobody’s Real” is my new guilty pleasure song.
Damn. I got burned for being too honest.
Maybe I’ll just shut up and just gawk & stare at every woman that ever graces the cover of Maxim.
I forgot how great Amy Poehler was as Kucinich.
(via ieatcatlitter)
“Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self. The energy of the stars becomes us. We become the energy of the stars. Stardust and spirit unite and we begin: One with the universe. Whole and holy. From one source, endless creative energy, bursting forth, kinetic, elemental. We, the earth, air, water and fire-source of nearly fifteen billion years of cosmic spiraling.”
-Dennis KucinichWhat a fucking loon.
I’m hopeful that Alan Grayson or Anthony Weiner will make runs at the Presidential Democratic primary in 2016.
It’s about time the far Left had a voice other than this New Age-spouting forest elf.
I made this with IMovie - not bad for a newbie. :-P
For the last few months, every Wednesday night from 7-9pm, I have been improvising a form called “The Wake” with several amazing performers, with Alex Marino coaching us on the side. Part Evente, part Sleepover, & part whiskey, it has been the most fun I have had improvising with a group lately.
We’ll be making our debut next Sunday night. The lineup at the end of the video should tell you how sick this show will be.
I think I may wanna get this, if only to spite Karsten.
I will personally punch anyone who buys one of these in the face. - KC
This has been Chrissie’s dream to finally have the one-woman show she’s always wanted ever since I’ve known her, which has been 3 years now.
And she doesn’t disappoint. This is an crazy whirlwind of a show with a beating heart. See this show - she delivers the goods.
Chrissie was my big sister in Magnet Level One, and her show is awesome! Tho I’ll be in class when the next one happens. You should all go see this while I’m busy with puppets!
Hope, a young mother-to-be, confronts the realities of pregnancy in her interactions with 5 amusing women, each with their own unique set of maternal issues. Hilarity ensues.
Hope
A One-Woman Show by Chrissie Mayr.
Tuesday, March 23rd. 7:00pm. $5. Magnet Theater.
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I was very fortunate to see this show 9 years ago when I first heard that the Upright Citizens Brigade had a theater in NYC. Almost immediately after this show, I bought the CD. Having seen Dancer in the Dark a few months before this show, his Björk tech-support operator nearly destroyed me that night.
May I Help You Dumbass? - Matt Besser
Every day for a year, Matt Besser answered around a dozen “wrong number” phone calls made to his apartment. These strangers believed they were calling a technical support operator in Houston, Texas, but actually they had neglected to dial the [correct] area code.
